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Leigh was born and raised in the same city and state that everyone's favorite uncle lives in. Leigh considers her senior citizen dog Penny, who could apply for AAPR, and OxiClean's one and only Billy Mays to be of most importance to her. Although Billy Mays has been dead since 2009, the long distance never bothered her anyways. The most influential moment in her life, thus far, was when she hid from the biggest and most obnoxious Lane to ever exist. If Leigh isn't in Pound Town with her husband, trying to get pregnant, or scaring haunted house actors, you can almost always find her at the nearest pub downing enough beers that would black-out the normal drinker. However, 36-beers (or three 12-packs) is NOTHING to Leigh, since she will leave the pub JUST as sober as she came in. This is because Leigh's alcohol tolerance is beyond the normal person in the Midwest, and the same as those in the South. "Heading in One Direction" is Leigh's first book she's ever written, and the first full-length book she's EVER read since Leigh absolutely HATES reading! How that makes any sense is beyond everyone else.James was born and raised in the same city and state that Alanis Morissette said, "You Oughta Know." James considers the two most influential events in his life being when his favorite comedian, inspiration, and Jew (besides good ole Jesus Christ, which is not his real name, but that's a different discussion for another millennium), Joan Rivers died because of her doctor's understanding of consent being similar to a preschooler's. Then Joan River bravely followed in her ancestor's footsteps and was stuffed in an oven. Oh, how history sure does enjoy repeating itself. Joan River's death then became the beginning of James' coping mechanism of dark humor (although it might not be the healthiest, as James has been told). The second event being when national treasure Betty White died. Enough said. James considers McDonald's, graveyards, and his extensive collection of Las Vegas escort cards to be of most importance to him. During his off time, which is a rarity, James' favorite thing to do is bring McDonald's (a large 10 McNugget meal with sweet and sour sauce and a Coke with no ice, so the Coke doesn't get watery as the ice melts) and his binder of escort cards (which he thinks of as adult trading cards) to the graveyard, which quickly becomes a rave at the graves! If James isn't partaking in such shenanigans, you can almost always find him either on the toilet (since James takes the same amount of shits a day that Spike took as a baby), traveling 20-minutes away to the "good Target" to buy everything BESIDES the items he went there for, and prancing around in a used bookstore spending money he doesn't have. "Heading in One Direction" is James' first book series, and first book in the genre of satire.
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