Once upon a time, in the great darkness, God hit His shin on something. He made light to see what dared hit His shin just to find out He'd hit His shin on nothing. This annoyed Him so much, He created everything. At least, that's how it goes in this quick-paced, absurdist retelling of the Bible. From furries in Eden to Big Foot on the Ark to the Devil being a little bitty, bald, boring, annoying, dry-skinned snake, this one-act comedy has everything you could ever want in a Sunday sermon.

This includes an annotated version of the script, providing additional commentary and jokes. It also includes three essays around the conception, creation, and philosophy behind the show.

Purchase of this script does not grant performance rights.