A book about cats you don't need - but will absolutely love. Cats are a mystery on four paws. They ignore you when you call - but climb into your lap the second you're busy. They sleep half the day, then tear through the house like possessed shadows at midnight. They can open doors, recognize their names, read your emotions - and still act like they rule the world (because, honestly, they do). This book is a lovingly compiled collection of exactly those strange, brilliant, and often hilarious cat behaviors. Packed with 160 fascinating, funny, and sometimes completely absurd facts about cats, it combines scientific insights, ancient legends, weird history, and the painfully accurate way cats seem to read us like a book. Inside, you'll learn: Why a cat was once elected mayor in Alaska How purring might actually heal bones Why cats always sleep on freshly folded laundry And what really drives them to sprint around the house at 3 a.m. Told in a voice that's witty, warm, curious, and full of heart, this book never takes itself too seriously. It's the perfect book to dip into at bedtime, flip through on the couch, or read around your cat - who is probably sittin