"Wow, you're using a big one," he drunkenly notes, nearly falling over himself while trying to get up. Naked, exposed, and naughty, I can't deny what I'm up to, and my hot blond neighbor doesn't seem to mind. A nerdy gay apartment dweller has a very strange night of passion with his extroverted neighbor in a sudden intrusion that is pleasurable for all. A rude and raunchy story from Dick Powers.