This is a course in the history of classical music, but in a completely unusual way. These pages don't have a boring list of dates and events, and you don't have to memorize numerous slurred names as you go along. But you will learn about little-known historical facts, get acquainted with some of the most strange, funny and surprising moments associated with the music of the last two thousand years. You will understand that all the famous composers, just like us, got into trouble, fought and fell in love, and in between they composed great music. You do not need special knowledge about music, all you need is to plunge into the world of the unusual, and you will discover your interest and love for music. Classical music is not at all boring, outdated and unintelligible. It is delightful, alive, meaningful, beautiful, touching, and everyone can enjoy it.