Making new friends as an adult is hard-even harder when you're a witch. As the newest resident of Assjacket, West Virginia, Juliana Piepowder wanders into a local card shop and signs up to join their newest tabletop roleplaying group-Octo-pocalypse Overlords?-in hopes of meeting new people. Cavalier Hardy has lived in Assjacket his whole life, so he's seen lots of strange and unusual things. Running the local card shop is his way of keeping his world sane and his adventures in game…or that was the plan before a witch cast a spell, launching their entire party into the game. While the group tries to find a solution, sparks fly between Cav and Juliana, so when he's captured by the Octopus King, she's willing to do just about anything to save him- Even compete in a pun-off.