If The Brickeaters was a film, it would a buddy movie with the pals being a very tall and young internet content screener teamed up with an aging career criminal whose primary companions are an oxygen bottle and .44 Magnum. After a short crime spree they conspire to defeat a middle aged lottery winner, determined to pollute the LA water supply with massive amounts of fluoride. Desperately in need of distraction, the story is told by an alcoholic writer recently abandoned by his wife.