Scott Macintosh, the kilted son of a Scots Guards hero soldier, is being hounded by his organic food wielding mother and bully boy Quentin - until his bacon is saved when he lands in Italy and discovers a world of delicious pasta. It's everywhere! - At the Chef school where he endeavours to decipher the Vegetable Quiz. On Acquasnack Day at the water park. But especially at the heart of his newly found home. He is having a feast of an adventure! So when a menace, lurking in his midst, is trying to eradicate at source what he has come to love, he can only but retaliate. It will be a battle! A very Scottish battle, in more ways than one, but with an eco-energy twist to flush out the adversary - and all on Italian soil. He hadn't reckoned on Fairground War Games either! So what will win the final playoff: Brain or Brawn?