Women should be obscene and not heard John Lennon The only unnatural act is that which you cannot perform' Alfred Kinsey Fat people are brilliant in bed: if I m sitting on top of you, who s going to argue?' Jo Brand What most women want is not a man who ties you to the bed but one who unstacks the dishes while you watch The Great British Bake Off Harriet HarmanThroughout the centuries, talk of sex has proved irresistible, producing wide-ranging responses, contradictory remarks, denouncements and appraisals; something seen as harmless by one is often condemned as damnable by another.Whatever your sexual preferences, Talking Dirty is a hugely entertaining treasury of wit on this endlessly entertaining and controversial topic.